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iphone implant iphone implant

Rated 0 / 5 stars

"Go get your implant then :) In the land of the blind, one eye man is king. Too much mindless zombies content for being controlled and like being slaves."

I like how you regard your dissenters as zombies, a remark which implies they're incapable of elevated intellectual thought or free will despite the fact that they openly disagreed with your propaganda, which implies they're too intelligent to be spoon fed your bullshit. Logic? What's that?

"Called my cartoon mediocre so I went to your profile and I see nothing except for your mediocre work."

Because ad hominems make you sound so fucking smart. Who's the zombie again? I forget. At least Keisok doesn't steal his background art like you do.

"You have absolutely no idea how difficult it is to make cartoons."

Yes he does, he's made an animation, it's called "The Pigeonian". What are you smoking?

"Thanks for the brainless zombie unhelpful comment."

Because pointing out the obvious flaws in your argument is brainless. Right.

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NewBCartoonist responds:

What do you want to achieve out of this? I don't get it? I only read a few sentences, and I know this isn't a review just a personal attack.

Random Sketchin - Ain't n Random Sketchin - Ain't n

Rated 0 / 5 stars

How the fuck do these shitty fuckin' speed drawing videos keep getting passed?

cycyani responds:

haha ok ok ok i get it, no more

Speed Draw Retro & Pandy Speed Draw Retro & Pandy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Speed drawing videos don't belong here, fuck off and go back to DeviantArt where art goes to die.

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MysticSkillz responds:

Sorry if speed painting is not your thing. No one is forcing you to watch. :)

Space Cakes: Identity Space Cakes: Identity

Rated 0 / 5 stars

It's like having really bad reverberation and calling yourself a good voice actor.

If words didn't have meaning, gravity or a point then we wouldn't use them, asswipe.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars


Dragonball Z Poop Parody Dragonball Z Poop Parody

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I might be laughing if this were 2000 and you were Sylvan.

Dim-a-dozen fucking joke.

Sonic - A New Enemy Sonic - A New Enemy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is great, the only people who ever leave reviews are the minority, apparently. I also love how everyone who disagrees with JamalF11X just has a bad computer even when they don't report any lag issues.

Who's trying to act more tough, the people debating logic or the guy who says he wants to kick his opponent's skull in and then denies it was a threat? Also, yeah, not fixing the bullshit you did in Flash does make you childish because you're justifying it by putting blame on the people watching it, not because you didn't do it to begin with you fucking pinhead.

Apparently the majority is just the one guy who gave you a good review because your score keeps going down both in the votes and in the reviews. I also love how JamalF11X keeps claiming he doesn't care about what other people have to say, that's why he keeps responding to reviews right?

I also like how JamalF11X doesn't think he's getting fair ratings when he's getting exactly what he deserves for acting like a shrieking child throwing a fit because everyone, which he calls the minority mind you, are being mean when they're being triple the cordial that this sub-human scum is capable of comprehending. You're such a hypocrite when you say "Why can't ignorant dumb fucks like you act like normal human beings and fair ratings like other kind reviewers?" JamalF11X that you actually make me want to preach Eugenics. You don't deserve kindness because you're an internet tough guy who does nothing but 'tard-rages at anyone who doesn't like his work regardless of why.

Also, the fact that Flame is supposed to be modeled around Sonic still doesn't explain why he looks like Knuckles in one scene and then Shadow in another. Of course my argument is invalid because "You're wrong... shut up" right?

I still love how this fucknugget thinks that a mediocre review score of three to four is a good thing when it means the content failed to meet expectations so even his supposed buddies think it's a piece of shit.

JamalF11X responds:

There are more people that vote than leave a review so yes they are the minority.
Okay first off, you dumb piece of shit, I would like to say that you are also a part of the faggot minority that enjoys pissing people off online. Secondly, you're fucking retarded because you don't read shit properly. Let me rephrase the statement for you:

"By the way, Who the fuck are you to call my family shit, you don't know me. You are a pussy, and if you actually lived near me and said that to my face, I would crack your fucking skull you little bitch."

I said that if he insulted me and my family face to face, he would've been knocked out. Are you too stupid to understand that statement? Its not a threat, its an outcome from a cause. If there's no cause then there's no outcome. Its not a threat. Or are you just crooked minded as another retarded fucknugget?

Just because I didn't feel like optimizing the resources in flash, doesn't make me childish, its due to my laziness and carelessness towards your feelings. Blame yourself for having a shit computer system. People like you who insult my animation don't deserve kindness.
The reason I reply to bad reviews is to simply reassure you that you're a part of the faggot minority, not because I care about your opinion. You're a dumb ass. There are people who's internet was capable of running the flash without any lags in the animation and there were also bitchy people like you that own shitty computers and complain about every little detail in this video.

As known, the minority that wrote bad reviews from people like you are just unsatisfied little bitches that are hard to impress. Not everything is perfect in life so if your computer is a piece of shit, you're going to have to deal with it. You see, being bitchy about every detail in the video clearly demonstrates that your mentality is lower than that of a child. Rather than insulting my animations, perhaps if people criticized my work in a kind matter, I would have respected them in return. If Flame looked a bit different in another frame, this is due to my laziness, although he does look like a hedgehog.

Also if you've ever realized what a 3-4 review score actually means, "Not bad, in fact I like it!" "This flash is crunk!" Failing to meet expectations is probably a 1 or a 0. So you're a dumb piece of shit with an ignorant mind of a pussy. I don't care to please a shit like you with my animation because you're not worth it. You're just being a bitchy unsatisfied little mouse that complains about every detail in the video when the entire thing is fucking 3 minutes. You're a little shit and you have no life.
So go fuck yourself, you dumb fucking human being.

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Quiet Quiet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

Not much content to talk about unfortunately. I like how you kept the original loading screen and gave it, you know, an actual preloader. I especially like how the characters in the foreground, blocking the background, are the account links lol.

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Happy Little Piglet Happy Little Piglet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Kick ass!

Congrats on the getting a placement in the daily feature, although it is only third place, we have finally succeeded in the long years we've tried to overcome the wall of obscurity and made a scrap of cash on the side.

I think the CFC quick list was a great idea, but even better now that you've created a new rotary selection screen applicant for it that allows the entire list of all our collective works to be viewed without seriously compromising it's quality or usability. For those who don't understand how it works, click the arrows on screen, or the arrow keys on your keyboard on the sides to scroll between works.

I wonder, given that we've won a prestigious award, does this rank us as one of, if not the, best of all crews? I know Rupee clock got front paged quite a bit, but it's debatable as to whether or not he's an actual member of the Clock Crew.

Regardless of which, now we have a small speck of pride to our crew name.

Somnolence Somnolence

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great movie.

The animation was nice and smooth. Didn't you tell me that the FPS was something like 25? Anyways, the only nit picks I have is that there's no shading and that it's an FLV. Shame that you couldn't use the original footage.

But besides that, the ads need to activate already. I've always hated that, the part where it takes 3 days, that's fine, I understand, there's a schedule to keep. But what I hate about it is how difficult it is to budget your timing with that, because since the Admins won't approve of the ads running until they see the content, you have to upload before they give approval or disapproval. The only problem with that is that if you upload too long before the Mods notice you, you've sunk into complete obscurity rendering the ads completely and utterly useless anyways. Since there is no definite time where you can predict the mods clicking the ads, it's a stab in the fucking dark.

Remember when we uploaded my movie and how long it took before the admins approved of it running ads? We didn't make a dime.

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